You get an encouraging pat on your back because your wife has just been delivered of a bouncing baby boy. You are admired by your friends for your virility and agility perhaps, no be you? Only you, with seven girlfriends, four mistresses and three concubines; always disturb the peace, telling whoever cares to listen, that you are a HE Man.
But does that make you a man? You take care of all your in-laws and ‘out-laws’, you are the moon that shines over your people in the village, philanthropist to less privileged people in your zone…does that alone make you a man?
You are cunning and highly manipulative, you know all the tricks in the con man’s book and yes, you can sell sand to an Arab in the desert but can all these make you a man?
You are not a man because you wear the pants in your house. You are not a man because you have muscles and you can beat up anyone that dares challenge you. Neither are you a Man because you have some money and you look good. You are a Man when…you lend a shoulder for others to lean on, when you are reliable, dependable, when you have integrity and character.
Yes, you are a Man when you have character, when you have discipline, when you choose to remain loyal to a woman.
Finally you are a Man when you have……………. (Wait for it)…………when you have….DICK CONTROL!
Haaaaahhhh…what on earth do I mean?
Dick Control simply means the ability to keep your Dick in your ‘dross’I’ in the face of the hardest hard-ons, not giving in to any or every of your sexual desires.
It means the ability to conduct your Manhood in a principled manner rather than indulging it on impulse. You grab?
Students quit school, employees walk out of jobs, couples seek divorce, most of it in an attempt to escape “discipline.” This restlessness can be traced sometimes to our undisciplined self. The idea of self-sacrifice, self-discipline or self-restraint is hard to come by in this age of “do anyhow” the age of ‘EASE’. The power of a disciplined character is seen especially in great crises, bereavement or financial adversity. Man’s mind serves the purpose of devising excuses for doing what the dick wants to do, unless the mind is disclaimed. Most of us Nigerian men are worse than Dogs, carried away by every wind of impulse, tingling feelings. For most of us, everything that walks about in skirt must be sampled. Hummmmm!!! And I will keep asking, how can a man who is capable of sleeping with 5 to 8 different women in a day be capable or even competent of thoroughly satisfying just one lady to her heart’s desire?
Dick Control is the key to power; it is the mark of maturity.
A controlled Dick is the ‘goal’, the score of all great leaders. It’s a show of their discipline when they are not compelled, when they can’t be under anybody’s scrutiny per se.
The alarming tide of problems between spouses is without question the result of Dick Control and the lack of it.
The flood of moral looseness in the world today (well, from time immemorial) is directly related to dick control…the absence of it. Power without control, they say, is nothing!
I say dick without control spits the fire of undesirable consequences.
Dick Control gives you a feeling and a sense that you’re a responsible, dependable person. Your woman won’t be scared to leave your female kids, her sister, your cousins or even your kids’ friends at home with you. An uncontrolled dick will always rear its ugly head, any and everywhere; your friends’ friends are not safe too.
This of course leads to problematic relationships, troubled homes which eventually affect the society because what one brings somehow connects to all of us.
Dick Control also keeps you away from the diseases related and in the long run saves you money and pain. Perhaps you’re saying ‘CharlyBoy of all people, talking about Dick Control? Yes ooooo, having passed the road of uncontrolled dick myself, I’m in the best position to advise anyone. Dick Control is just like controlling your appetite at a Buffet in a 5star restaurant, it’s in your interest to do so or you end up blaming yourself, hurting all and sundry.
I don talk my own sha, you fit talk ya own.
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